the-indeed-that-never-was:

skypillar:

GOD DAMN IT

I WAS MIXING AUDIO AND REALIZED XEMNAS’S BATTLE DATA HAS HIM BLOWING A LOAD

I’M SO DONE

I’M GOING TO GO LIE DOWN AND RETHINK EVERY LIFE CHOICE THAT BROUGHT ME TO THIS MOMENT

My life is now complete. Thank you op. 

(via phantompromise)



lustinforagustin:

my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family

(via cthunami)


llttledeath:

I don’t know much but I do know that pineapple shouldn’t be on pizza

(via cthunami)



george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

(via ruinedchildhood)


If this gnat/fly thing doesn’t piss off soon, I will fuck a duck.

*is not amused* >____>




thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via cthunami)